Who The Fuck Is That Bitch?

5/20/12: The Revival

I’M BACK BITCHES.

IDK how many WTFITB’s I’m gon be doing but expect a lot of reblogs of funny shit I agree with.

C’est la vie, whatever da fuck that means.

I’m still here bitches.

And I still don’t know some of these bitches.

-A

In other words, I think I’ll be back for a while. At least for tomorrow. Homegirl’s taking the day off.

10/28/11: L’wren

Sorry for no update yesterday, I was ~inundated~ in work.

So here I am trying to watch the Project Runway finale. They’re about to commence at Mercedes-Benz fashion week which by the way makes no sense seeing as it’s a FASHION show, not a CAR show. Smh.

Anyway Heidi is introducing the judges in her cute little accent. She goes through Michael, and the Devil’s wife, and then we get to the end of the line and she introduces the guest judge, L’wren. And I’m just like, who the fuck is that bitch?

First of all, I wanna know who her parents are because they should be apprehended for use of cocaine. Second of all, just seriously. Look at that bitches name. L’wren? Is that some hipster deviation of Lauren? Maybe it would make sense if the bitch was black but she was white as all hell. Girl what the fuck girl?

So during the deliberation it becomes clear that the judges also have no clue who the fuck this bitch is and they don’t give a flying fuck about anything she says. She only ever talks about how shit would look good on celebrities so I suspect she’s some sort of “actress”. Who the fuck is she fucking now? I don’t know girl.

Well that’s it, I heard of her once, I bet I’ll never hear of the hoe again. But for a moment I really pondered, who the fuck is that bitch?

Oh you ponies.

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10/26/11: Nina Garcia

Okay I fuckin hate this bitch. Who the fuck is she/does she think she is?

Nina. Oh Nina. All we hear about on Project Runway is Nina. Don’t bore Nina. Nina thinks the taste level is questionable. Nina fucking runs the whole show.

She used to be Miss Editor for Elle. But then I guess they realized what a dry-cunted bitch she is and they fired her. Then she runs over to Marie Claire, a magazine that I have NEVER heard of despite being a flaming homo, and now she is the assistant editor or something. Hahaha bitch got smited.

Her style is terrible, so why the fuck is the bitch into fashion at all? I feel like every decision made on that fucking show is because of what Nina thinks is “commercial”. Bitch get off your pedestal, last time I checked you weren’t the goddess of fashion. That title belongs to Cher as she is the Goddess of everything.

Just look at her fucking face. She’s an eagle. That nose could slice metal. And her voice? Oh Jesus give me strength. It’s like fake nails running down Sarah Jessica Parker’s fucking ancient clit. Which, by the way, is as dry as Nina’s personality. AND her clit. I doubt the bitch gets any.

Who the fuck is that bitch?